I was not aware about Tyson being a rapist. Thanks for bringing this up. Damn them both.

No? I wanted to see Jake Paul get beaten to a pulp.

Ah, bollocks…

Of course, I made the mistake of posting this exclusively on platforms where I hold the same opinions as everyone else.

Great idea, but unfortunately technicalities won’t get me marks.

Oh, I haven’t handed it in yet. We were supposed to write our own methods.

“I asked for extra ranch; not a freaking McCumshot!”

I thought it best to just let people enjoy the cute birds.

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A fortune-teller told him he would mysteriously find a roast in the oven before something horrible happens.

I mean, don’t knock it 'til you’ve tried it…

I swear, if I hear about another openly queer (and also non-TERF) person opposing DIY HRT in the current sociopolitical climate, I am going to owe my landlord for minor property damages.

i.e. I am going to bang my head against a wall until I break through to the other side.

I am a terrible person. /srs

Apparently, that’s required for the App Store and Google Play. The guy behind it has said he has no intention of taking advantage.

Fuck’s sake

Somehow, I don’t believe him.

I see… Welp, guess I’ll go back to what I was using before!

Is this good news or bad news?

I literally just got my first portable CD player on Sunday. The sound quality is way better than my super cool DRM-free digital library.