Just ask a toddler. They would be happy to help and might have less hallucinations.

COD and most multiplayer shooters. I guess I’m just not competitive.

Lived in the Mississippi bayou and in drought conditions ocean water backs up into the lakes and wetlands. I swam with dolphins 30 miles north of the coast some summers.

It’s hard to believe it was just 10 years ago.

Dude was straight up snuggling weed leaf into his tower convinced it was the secret to Gandolf’s power.

The worst part is when they refuse to let you correct the science in the article because that would violate their journalistic ethics, but they still refuse to change the inaccuracies.

I spent a long time in junior high trying to pick a nemesis. I thought it would push me to be better, but no one ever lived up to my expectations and the grand results were just a bunch of people I was weird to.

But you enjoy the fruits that the 1% has grown for us. How can we grow a new crop of artists if you’re born after AI takes over?

I’ve been using a washing board for the past 2 years with occasional trips to the Laundromat. It’s rough.

Your mom carved her sidgle on my bedframe, now what am I going to tell Marry’s mom when she comes over?

I think it was honestly the popularity of ROFL over LAMO that signed its death warrant. It became associated with Internet culture at the time. Usually the popular slang isn’t the ones that stick around. It’s the less flashy ones that trickle out of the subculture and latches onto the lexicon.

Best haunted house in video game history.

My computer had a key. The trick was to grip it between your toes.

You’re 10 ply bud

Money, also if it’s on the earth someone will be able to find it eventually. Leaving no notice seems horribly irresponsible.

The rules of war do not stop just because Congress didn’t authorize the action.

Assumed scepticism isn’t a boon.

This is ice officials talking to journalists.

Me in Mississippi: