Thank you. We see Americans out here complaining about their abusive relationships with their presidents but no one willing to leave our ultimate Abuser.

I have yet to say “meh” when children are raped or “meh” when I give them cancer. I should be running this bitch.

Are all paisleys fractals?

What’s the upside down Z-Library icon in the lower left for YT?

Precrastination is when you get too far ahead on a group project because you’re avoiding another awfuller thing.

Nor archive.md nor archive.today, which appear to be run by the same rogue actors and serve the same content as archive.is and archive.ph. Beware.

Sometimes English feels like the lost-sock bin in an apartment building’s laundry room (yes, “kingly”, “regal”, “royal”, and “queenly” are almost synonyms), but I’m delighted to learn English borrowed “formic” along the way.

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

Better fire up the ol YouTube machine and search for is Biden actually satin or q real drops

You’re wrong. They also do this in North Korea.

I thought so too. Until I saw Bloomberg try.

Well I was raised in a world where at least a few public school teachers and grownups said, inter alia, that:

• “[The United States of] America’s the best country on Earth”, and that
• “In [the United States of] America, any citizen can become president”.

The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.

True, but I feel like in these discussions I really need to know which fruit it was that God was chatting with Great-Grandma about that afternoon.

I never have a pithy way to correct people who mention survival of the fittest.

It is, in fact, only survival of the fit enough.

cleverly also called “dogfooding”

Sapiosexuals rise up. Then ejaculate.

Unambiguous pedantry suffices

When I don’t, I act like I do, and the rest takes care of itself. Plus more friends plus more actual confidence.

Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.

Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.