• BassTurd@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    If God is real, then he’s a fucking prick that doesn’t care about humanity. If rather live in Hell with the angel that cared about me rather than stay with that hypocritical cunt running Heaven.

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      8 hours ago

      Thank you. We see Americans out here complaining about their abusive relationships with their presidents but no one willing to leave our ultimate Abuser.

      I have yet to say “meh” when children are raped or “meh” when I give them cancer. I should be running this bitch.

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      11 hours ago

      That’s because you’re less crab than you should be. Look at the other animals, how they are making an effort to become a crab. That’s why there are so many beetles, they are its Holiness messengers and the message is: “Be a crab”.

      Embrace carcinisation and its Holy pincers.