How the fuck do you people see this post and think “eeeyup these words are an authentic expression of anon’s sincere opinions” ???

Finally I can schedule my 12 Linkedin posts a week about how everyone but me is a lazy pos for working less than 70 hours all at once and concentrate on the grind during the week

Homie is sitting in a cell somewhere in Washington or Beijing :sob:

Bionicle reference???

Putin has been yapping about nuking the west if they cross whatever red line he made up that week for years.

Again?

Love how “built in java” is listed as a feature

Not up to date on my nintendo lore, what did I miss?

who the fuck preorders a PHONE?

Yes! Maybe even have a little layover at LAX <3

Least quixotic lemmy user

Also

Mozilla are bad actors anyway

Ladybird (I really don’t care if the dev sucks)

???

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?

Why do we even care that much? Can’t we just let them roid up and have a good time?

-10,000 yogthos credit points

The IMK is not the national government

I lost touch around 2012 but Piter is the one I remember pretty much as fondly as 33. Also Towards the Light is somewhat of a classic (by Metro-Fanfic standards)

If you don’t like Quality, I can recommend Ancestral Heritage (Tho looking back it might just have been satire that went above my head?)

Sign into Gnome with your Microsoft account

I think I just had a stroke

No no no that doesn’t count you see Taiwanese “government” ist just proxy of American dogs God bless

That requires you to interact with music in your native language which for people from most countries would be rather unpleasant

Hard disagree. Judging by the memes that get posted around here, not a single user of any Lemmy instance was born after 1980