A springy piece of wire with the ends wrapped around bits of cardboard has reigned supreme in my household for years. And the smaller tennis balls for little dogs are also a hit.

This pedo motherfucking shitstain. Let it rip Canada. Making me agree with goddamn Ford. Jesus fucking wept. Only silver lining i can think of is maybe this insanity hurts Constantino and Tenney enough in the midterms.

Occasionally I grudgingly think maybe there might be some limited use for ai, and then the ai I can’t turn off at my job will attempt to proof a document about fire safety and really confidently want the word ‘exciting’ instead of ‘exiting’ in regards to stairwells and fire emergencies. It also wants staff to congratulate outside a burning building rather than congregate—which, fair.

Oh good. I thought my blood pressure was getting a bit low.

These good guy hackers you remember running around dispensing free gas and blowing up ATMs never existed.

My building mysteriously had the wonky coin payment system bypassed after the landlord began to truly embrace his inner pos and stopped fixing them. I feel the other tenants enjoyed the benefits of having the only functional pair of machines in the complex at the low, low cost of press the button more than I did.

You experienced the on going desecration of the american social contract. The diabetic-coma inducing, entirely proposturously large servings of small town diner pie is absolutely a thing. I am sorry you were cheated of this.

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More so that they’d be still and quiet, spending their days napping and drinking tea. Not inflitrating the government with an agenda to kick off the rapture. But I will behave now.

But if we could get it to take off within the evangelical crowd, just imagine.

My inability to make a proper feline t’bite joke here might be what gets me to pick up french again.

I want a meet cute story about this person and the Tennessee guy

Eh. There are those monks that self embalm.

Oh, what a delightful thread, and started so sublimely. You are Monet. <3

What an interesting and not at all telling crusade you seem invested in.

A complete non sequitur for the audience at large: Does lemmy have a RES equivalent yet to tag users?

It’s mostly rural vs urban. Not uncommon to hear red small town people, who have never visited the blue population center of their state call it a crime ridden tax drain (lol) and vocally support secession.

Phasers to stun please. I was agreeing with you?

Jesus. This thread is why I dont use lemmy more, and why it is good to pay attention in school kids, knowing just a little bit about the history and practice of psychiatric study would tell a body it was not designed ‘by women for women’ jfc. You tried Doom—but four-letter words gotta four-letter word, tap out, get a cuppa, enjoy your day.

'cept that whole bit when he rips up asylum law and tries to EO away birthright citizenship?

It wonders why you can not make a simple citation to support the foundation* of your argument.

Which vow?

Cite the text.