Hah your mom has a cool boyfriend.

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!??!?

IMDB ratings are meaningless. I base this on the fact that firefly isn’t rated 10/10.

The dead give away was that they had CDs of “The Sims” PC game placed around.

Well they sure don’t call themselves the grateful alive. Also sorry

It also could not ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

My flight sim would say otherwise if it had a mouth. Also if it had a mouth… Uhhhhh… It might be another kind of sim…

But is there still enough krill for the blue whales?

It’s not the hang loose emoji, it’s the fancy tea party emoji!

Is there a word for multiple levels of irony?

Is there an equivalent scaled version that works in people? Asking for a friend.

That’s why I’m here

Lol shut up tankie

Hopefully gives some more protection against beheadings.

Club Vandersex is back awwwww yissssss

I hope they just don’t show up on weekends.

Cloverfield needs a 420 fps remaster.

Thanks Satan

Lol he has a dumbass picture of his dumbass self on his shirt.

Maybe you accidentally did a permutation instead of a combination.