Metal is also elastic.

But that doesn’t mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

Nothing, frankly. We’re working around it at best.

Hear me out - add a bunch of avocado to this, and you’d have a gelatin cheesy guacamole dip. Might be a bit on the sweet side, but this may not be irredeemable.

You’re right, you don’t.

It’s even worse than you think.

The only crimes here are that the cheese isn’t melted sufficiently, the pepperoni is undercooked, and that the pineapple is likely a best lukewarm.

If they met, it wouldn’t be a big deal to either of them, they’re normal to each other.

I always thought I’d be able to see more hand, not less.

Grubwurst.

Want my mother’s maiden name and my favourite pet’s name too?

Reputation in industry. If they’re viewed as crap, your degree could actually hurt you in the job market.

First year residence guarantee. Unless you’re commuting from home, see who guarantees first year residence. Depending on the city, housing could be hard to come by.

Related: distance between housing and your lecture halls. If there’s multiple campuses, make sure your housing is near the one you’ll be at.

Co-op. If applicable, you want this.

It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby.

Carpet.

It’s almost a butter sandwich flavoured with peas!

Ok, but what’s underneath the peas? Mozzarella, brie, Camembert, fondant, cream cheese, Duncan Heinz frosting? We need to know how big a crime this truly is.

Corpse size still plays a role. You wouldn’t want to touch a dead tadpole, but you may not even notice.

That’s not “laminating”.

How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??

Dead babies don’t care how many bodies there are.

Ah, so corpse count AND proximity are both factors? Along with knowledge of the presence of said corpse?

Hard no, leaking is gross.