is this the part where i’m supposed to feign surprise? oh, gee golly heavens! i can’t believe this!

“homework”

what was the price before?! lol

if i suggested encrypting said files before uploading them to cloud storage, would that be good advice or ramblings-of-the-homeless-man-on-the-corner-warning-of-the-black-helicopters

edit: at least maybe the tax data

what distro was he using?

i oughta upload a video in the vein of “it’d be a damn shame if someone mentioned that i’m hosting a peertube instance” lmao

oops, did i do that ><

arch is for edgelords – debian sid is where it’s at :P

lmao, 1a

take a PVC pipe of the appropriate diameter for the cartridge in question, nail, and hammer. glhf

GIGABIT per SECOND?!?!!! i will blow you to mirror my videos once i set up an instance

eye contact too

i’m a hipster who produces 640x480 @ 30.00. we actually might be out here

i’d love to self-host an instance, but my uplink bandwidth is rather poor (~20mbps at peak)

for a small instance how well could i do?

my second favorite extension after ublock origin!

nah, we smoke the cloud like ops

i smoked some good weed like half an hour ago, do i need to wait

noooo i have work and shit

oh god… that’s even more expensive. but my life will never be complete without it…

you motherfucker.

i wore a pink spandex suit to class enough days last semester that a prof of mine said to me – immediately before a final exam i forgot about and wore a FUCKING PINK SUIT TO, and that i fucking ACED – “[spv], you’re cool, you have a way of making the strangest things seem normal”

to which i replied “i’m just gonna take that as a compliment?”

“i meant it that way, you’re, you’re cool”

it was so uncomfy… lmao

firstly, i greatly appreciate the offer, and thank you for it, but i use a model m every day, and have another “awaiting repairs” in my basement – send it to someone who needs it! start a thread!

secondly, i use a coreboot’d thinkpad already. i want something heaver, jankier, and more “starts a conversation with CS-students”. adding a 4g modem with a gigantic antenna (like i have laying around) would be even funnier.

i want to build something that i bring to class one day, people lose their shit, and then people just get used to it.

“expensive”, “huge”, and “barely portable” – throw in “impractical”, “ridiculous”, and “functional” and you’ve described my taste exactly

i used to bring a model m to compsci classes in high school because i was bored, and my prof didn’t mind lmao