


Just a little enby shitposter (18+ tho). He/him today, but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edited by me. Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga, by Treasure.)




Microplastics. Lead. Hydration is a dangerous game.


I couldn’t really tell you, I was… distracted.


It’s like a party in the USA. Which is to say, depressing.


They must be thinking about Hollywood’s depiction of exaggerated “manly” Spartan homosexuality. They just want to LARP 300 so bad, you guys.
Every day you get the chance to be a new and better person.


Peak floof efficiency!


It might be a long shot but there is a possibility that if they lose, OpenAI just hands the keys over to Apple. I don’t know if that would be a good thing or a bad thing.


Understandable, but the hardware is out there, and the ability to run Linux on it is one more way to keep it out of the waste stream for a little longer.


We had a good run.
Oh, who am I kidding.


Goooooooooaaaaaal!


Sorry. The original source was The Daily Star, which I thought was worse. I realize the story is garbage, but I was going by Rule 4: the headline immediately made me think, “Is this an Onion headline?”
Shocking! 🫢
But in a good way! 🤭


It’s important to know that the “Lisa” in question is the one from Minneapolis stalwarts Wendy & Lisa.


Understood, and I respect your empathy. Rest assured I never would have posted this if the article didn’t report the birds are alive and well.
I thought human souls require black soul gems?
I bet he’d hate that 😁