Mostly the murder. Murder is generally frowned upon.

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

Dihydrogen monoxide?

Monoxide means one oxygen which means free radical, which is basically what car thieves are too. So you’re right, clearly all this wanton consumption of this chemical must be stopped.

What’s your objection to Proton? You don’t have to use any of the other products, and the free tier is perfectly usable last I checked (granted many years ago). Not sure what your concern is

Edit: downvoting without replying doesn’t tell us what the concern is. Y’all weird

You’re one of those parents, eh?

That’s fucked up but TIL thanks

“Minor”?

What’s wrong with the word ”rapist”?

Why are there so many comments engaging with this as though it’s a post by a human instead of an ad

It’s not the AI trying to blend in.

Trust me, fellow human.

The eyes rolling back in the head you see on some of them is more of a “keep fucking me”

Is this bait?

Of all the answers I got this is the most logical

But… there’s a male plug on the other end… do they also try to plug the bit of the toaster where the toast goes into the wall socket??

But TIL thanks, horrifying though that is

Are you saying you can’t just declare Judaism the way you declare bankruptcy?

Why is this need seasonal?

The vivomove is my daily, but for many outdoor activities I’d be literally lost without the GPS forerunner!

Also they seem to be one of the lesser evils for those who care about personal data collection and brokerage.

Garmin vivomove.

Analog face, and a wee display that tells you whether you want to look at your phone when it buzzes. Counts steps and stuff if you’re into that. Week of battery (still 5-7 days after like 5-6 years of owning mine). Perfect daily wear.

When they say “copyrighted by Warner bros” they actually mean “created by a costume designer, production designer, lighting designer, cinematographer, photographer or camera operator, makeup artist, hairdresser, and their respective crews who were contractually employed by Warner bros but get no claim to their work,” right?

Please let us know who is currently forcing you to choose between those two options and I promise we’ll be appropriately outraged.