The idea that some people may have me tagged makes me a little nervous, and feel like maybe I should behave a bit more.

Still cant help shitposting…

grug show design. many chief come. chief say: “make logo bigger.”

grug nod. grug ignore.

grug protect user from chief

Be more like grug.

One of the teachers put cameras in the girls toilets (age range 5-9). Got let off because he was “and upstanding member of society” with his long tenure at the school taken into account.

Greed 100%. Religious extremism only hurts a minority. The people trapped in the cults, the family members of the 50’s dad hitting them with the bible, victims of crusade/jihad style atrocities etc.

Which is awful but manageable.

Greed is definitely, definitely definitely going to end our entire species, probably only a couple generations away.

I also dont know how much a blizzard is. I imagine theyre basically the same as a mcflurry from mcdonalds?

I was thinking with the petrol expense factored in wouldn’t it work out cheaper just to buy 2?

Separate the art from the artist with extreme prejudice

I subscribe to that logic, but im still at a 6 or 7. I had serious anxiety problems a long time ago and im still on the nervous side, though its nowhere near as crippling as it was.

Trouble is im built like Desperate Dan, and if its sunny ill catch my own reflection in shop windows and shit myself because “Holy jesus he looks mean and he’s so close and… its me isnt it…”

I used to think point 2 was a good system for an afterlife. Except not quite as a passenger, being “in control” except obviously not because determinism or whatever in this case.

It cheers me up a little bit because every time I be kind, I can look forward to experiencing that kindness in a future life.

It scares the shit out me because I am mercilessly murderous on spiders. I can look forward to a lot of shoes. And also lusting after spiders. And being in a spiders body.

Me and my toddler in bed (as in real life too), and some guys i knew from work say they need to “clear the infestation”. And start stabbing randomly at the bed with daggers. A big lump appears in the bed running around while they try to hit it.

One of the guys says “look, yermaw, you need to change its nappy before we stab it its fucking rotten”. I lift the covers to find a toddler. I dont recognise it as mine, or even human, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with its shape/colour/size.

I go to ‘change its nappy’ and instead run outside with both toddlers, steal a car and race to the hospital. I explain that I need to see a mental health doctor immediately, and explain that this child might be mine and I might be suffering some weird mental health crisis, but the other is definitely mine. They explain to me that its a 6 month waiting list, and im in no fit state to care for either child and take them off me there and then.

Then the guys from before show up, and they’re pissed at me for “letting it get away”, and apparently I’m a traitor to the entire human race AND ive lost my daughter and possibly a son, who knows.

I woke up panicking then, but its a shame because that had all the makings of a tense psychological thriller.

If it happened overnight, probably a lot of people would starve. An individual not getting to eat at their favourite shit-house would just go to the shop and buy some “real food”. If everyone individual couldnt then suddenly the food shops are getting hit hard and would sell out in no time. Not to mention the panic-buying that would start up. People likely getting trampled to death and all sorts, stabbed up in the car park for their eggs and stuff.

If the fast food places quietly went away over a month or two everything would be fine.

I would have no fucking chance in American places that add tax at the till instead of on the sticker.

Im good at keeping a running total in my head and even figuring out if the 2-for-1 on premium brands works out cheaper than 1 super-budget and shit like that.

If im trying to add 17.5% on top of everything I think id just die.

I wonder what country all the scientists will go to this time

Thanks man that was bugging me all afternoon

I think we all know the answer to that one.

Damn it i didnt consider the metals or that.

People who try spliffs 3x more likely to try a bong.

Omg I want this so badly for the xbox marketplace.

We don’t, thats the neat part. It might be like proving God. Impossible to prove its impossible, but maybe possible to say “look see its real whoops shitshitshitturnitoffhelp”

Could there be a spherical object inside that tube? Just for familiarities sake