Have you tried giving it a handjob?
Have you tried giving it a handjob?
Is it just me or is there an untranscribed vowel in the “mal dumcail” inscription? Looks more like “maul” than “mal” to me
What if I see him murdering someone?
Hey, we’re learning, okay?
That’s nose pocky
Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much
If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.
My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.
Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles
She’s banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly
I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
Xande: oh HELL no
About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.
Dams
Why does he look like he’s announcing the reorganization of the republic into the first galactic empire?
Back when computer monitors were big enough, my cat would sit on that and I would have to keep moving his tail out of the way
He calls 'em like he sees 'em.