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Hussy!

When you already nut but

It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

It helps to be a liquid

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It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

Several beings perish each cycle from this

Fluffy gorl

Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

I could pet 3 isopods

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

The heavier…the fewer…

I don’t trust the support staff the other guy is going to pick.

They’re going to lady and the tramp it