Kestrels(falconiformes) are more closely related to parrots so kinda makes sense.

Becoming more efficient about the shit at least.

For some reason we also still like shiny things so really not that different from birds.

Life is considered a pre existing condition.

Are we sure that current events aren’t just one long behind the bastards episode?

https://youtube.com/shorts/UC3gEXZJKMM

It’s as if all these tech companies being the middleman just makes things worse for everybody.

Unlike the human centipede…

They don’t completely turn to goo, structures are already there in caterpillar form. https://youtu.be/4RaCURU6A2o

Never accept a counteroffer, they’re just going to use it to buy time to find your replacement.

“Would you like to accept a collect call from HEY MOM CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP”

I’ve learned that not many appreciate how dark my humour is.

Probably a little tasteless but this plane flying into that stack à la 9-11.

Forward their info to one of the scam baiters like Jim browning.

I like the original “torment nexus” phrasing better.

I will pronounce Boops boops however I please.

Well that’s one way to reduce the populations reliance on cattle farming.

JavaScript developer in a strongly typed language decoding json into dictionaries with single letter keys.

Unfortunately this posters history is highly questionable.