At home, I’m sitting. Not just for the cleanliness, but also for the comfort.
I’ve always said that true power comes from having the ability to do something (pee while standing), but choosing when to use that power. Anyone who thinks that ‘real men’ only pee while standing have lost their power to choose.
Knew a guy who wouldn’t wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.
Knew a dude in high school that claimed he didn’t masturbate because touching a dick, even his own, was gay.
We used to ask him how he aimed when he pissed.
Sat down to pee so he wouldn’t have to touch it
The germans have a word for men who sit down to pee - sitzpinkler.
It also has the highest proportion of men who self-report sitting down to pee in Europe.
In the same vein I think men who don’t sit down to pee at home because Its jot manly are just sad and probably don’t clean their wc
At home, I’m sitting. Not just for the cleanliness, but also for the comfort.
I’ve always said that true power comes from having the ability to do something (pee while standing), but choosing when to use that power. Anyone who thinks that ‘real men’ only pee while standing have lost their power to choose.
I’m the one cleaning the toilet in the house, so I pee like I damn well please.
I’m a big advocate for the sitzpinklers! Sometimes it just makes more sense.
cuz it makes less of a mess, and is more comfortable. it’s called the “toilet seat” for a reason.
He’s actually pretty smart. If he touched it when he was under 16 he could’ve been arrested for child molestation.
FELLAS
IS IT GAY
TO CUM
Guy I know won’t wash his asshole when showering cause touching an asshole is gay, of course.
Meanwhile he’ll moon me sometimes as a joke. People are strange
Knew a guy who wouldn’t wipe his ass because he thought it was gay, he took a shower every time he shat at home and used the sprayer head to blast it off. There were brown flecks on his shower walls. If he had to shit while he was out, he would just marinate in his butt butter until he got home.
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