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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?

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What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop?

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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”

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Not pooping, but whenever i have gas, I say I ate a kitten. Not many people get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sjRO6BQFMw
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    Nope. Silent but messy…
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  I blame barking spiders
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    Stepping on a slug

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