Did you mean this to be a text to your neighbor?
It’s a cry for help
NGL, when it was in the 60s the other day, I was tempted to. I seeded in early October and mowed it through late November (still above freezing) since it was growing and wanted to prune it to help it thicken.
You’re a monster, Admiral. I’m glad you pulled yourself off the ledge though.
Hey, at least I’ve got an electric mower, lol, so the noise factor is limited.
Cause I kept putting it off through October and November and I want to mulch the leaves while I have a chance so it doesn’t kill all my grass like a couple years ago.
Ok, you get a pass. That’s a valid reason.
No I do not mow my lawn then.
Snow?
You don’t know what snow is?
Australian, so no.
You’ve never heard of it before? That’s very strange. It’s frozen water drops.
It doesn’t snow here ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Still got snow, didn’t melt all the way, only like, 20% melted. Gotta wait until it’s warm next week before I can break out the lawnmower
You people are crazy. Crazy!
In my defense, the lawn ain’t gonna mow itself.
It’s already dead. Leave it be
It’s alive under the snow, gloating vivaciously
Don’t give in to it. Let it nutriate the soil
It’s been nutriating so much that it no longer has nutrientations remaining in the soil, and it has begun to sprout legs and walk. It needs to be reminded of its place.
True. Don’t let the lawn win.
