Looking For Clues “Remote Work Is Dead: Zoom Tells Employees to Return to the Office” is pretty typical of the headlines for the (mis)reporting of Zoom’s ‘Return to Office’ announcement. Frankly, I don’t care. I am SOOOOOOOO bored of this ‘conversation’, which is mostly a load of empty posturing paid for by office block owners and misplaced attempts by CEOs to go back to times when they felt comfortable, surrounded by their minions on whom they could exercise their whims and feel powerful.