“I’m whoever you want me to be, sweetheart” smoker’s cough
I like this one. It nasty.
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Cmon tell me who are you?
Who who, who who
Your name, usually.
Who’s asking?
“I’m Batman,”
I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y’know?
“I’m Ronnie fucking Pickering”
Who’s that?
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.”
Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking “venture forth”.
“Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?”
“I’m fine, thanks. Who are you?”
Hello Fine Thanks. I’m CD.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
You rang?
Goddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.
A better question is “What do you want?”
t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)
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