I sued him for malpractice after he slapped the shit out of me in a session.

I think what op is looking for is a cat Cafe

Purrfect and affordable.

I need this rn

I take this more seriously than I do the American health care system with its artificial intelligence as a therapist.

Ps-ps-ps-ps-ps-ychiatric Help

This is a more direct approach to animal therapy than your standard cat cafe

Psycatric

My kitties are my shrinks.

Co-pay is one (1) Churu