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minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·1 month agoDon’t worry, atmospheric oxygen is too low to make gigantic spiders possible.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoIf giant spiders existed, I could at least make a living the same way I accumulate gold in a fantasy RPG. 🤷♂️
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoOnly if you went through the trial of the grasses. Those things would be crazy fast
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agobut warming is helping certain organisms of the sea to bloom. Jellyfish are actually increasing despite the increase in temperature and pollution.
minus-squarexylogx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoOh great, so the giant spiders will have oxygen tanks?
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoOnly if we give them supplemental oxygen as they lack the ability to manufacture and have little to no engineering education.
minus-squarepinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago they lack the ability to manufacture and have little to no engineering education. …so far.
minus-squareKlairabelle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoIf you are so inspired, you can follow Nightvale’s example and begin an after-school volunteer ‘Teach a Spider to Read, Stop the Madness’ campaign.
minus-squarepinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoThank you! I have been “volunteering” there - two days each week - since the City Council thoughtfully invited me to.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoWe should be fine so long as we don’t let the woke liberal leftists communists socialist colleges let spiders in under DEI with funding from Soros.
Don’t worry, atmospheric oxygen is too low to make gigantic spiders possible.
If giant spiders existed, I could at least make a living the same way I accumulate gold in a fantasy RPG. 🤷♂️
Only if you went through the trial of the grasses. Those things would be crazy fast
but warming is helping certain organisms of the sea to bloom. Jellyfish are actually increasing despite the increase in temperature and pollution.
Oh great, so the giant spiders will have oxygen tanks?
Only if we give them supplemental oxygen as they lack the ability to manufacture and have little to no engineering education.
…so far.
If you are so inspired, you can follow Nightvale’s example and begin an after-school volunteer ‘Teach a Spider to Read, Stop the Madness’ campaign.
Thank you! I have been “volunteering” there - two days each week - since the City Council thoughtfully invited me to.
We should be fine so long as we don’t let the woke liberal leftists communists socialist colleges let spiders in under DEI with funding from Soros.