dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoThe dinner my now 5 year old requested for her birthday. Steak, bacon, grapes, and broccoli with cheesesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square67linkfedilinkarrow-up1342arrow-down119file-text
arrow-up1323arrow-down1imageThe dinner my now 5 year old requested for her birthday. Steak, bacon, grapes, and broccoli with cheesesh.itjust.worksdream_weasel@sh.itjust.works to FoodPorn@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square67linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 days agoPeople often say “god is everywhere”, or whatever. Just invent a religion and decree that your house is a church of it.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoAs a bonus, it also works for tax evasion.
minus-squareSmeagol666@crazypeople.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoIf God is everywhere, He’s up your ass too.
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoAnd also up yours. God is up all our asses on this blessed day.
People often say “god is everywhere”, or whatever. Just invent a religion and decree that your house is a church of it.
As a bonus, it also works for tax evasion.
If God is everywhere, He’s up your ass too.
And also up yours.
God is up all our asses on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself, Ken M