Alt text: Screenshot of a Tumblr post that says “this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so I pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler.”
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What are the signs of a secret mermaid?
I asked her what she wanted. She looked at me and said “I’m gonna need about tree fitty.”
Treeeeee-fittyyy.
Did you give money to the loch ness monster,? Now hes gonna keep coming back
You’re gonna please a 40 ft mososaurus when you couldn’t even please a 5 ft lady?
