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Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

Seems too good to be true. Like you’re about to be ripped to shreds and have your whole world turned to shit.

Onions back!

“Some of you may die…”

Putting the Shit in ShittyLifeProTips.

Sounds like a rule that would end up landing Hitler in the Medium Place with Mindy and Derek.

At my old school we never entered someone’s rectum without consent.

Read “occupied Florida” at first. Immediately thought of the Sunshine State Freedom Front and their loosely-affiliated ally the Orange County Liberation Front.

All the other male cranes’ instincts: “How is she with him?”

Walnut’s instincts: “You’re weird AF, but I’m 100% sure we aren’t cousins. Let’s roll the dice on genetic fitness of offspring.”

Been down mostly for a week or two, started with DDoS issues, not sure if that’s ongoing or if the onion site is just gone now.

As a cat, his parents may in fact be dead. Or not. Who knows. They don’t keep in touch.

scientist: That’s weird…

I feel like we’ve seen this movie before…

Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

They have the concepts of a video?

Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!

Truly the “Kings Cup” of animals.

Fucking xenos and heretics everywhere.

My political views are whatever this is.

Well, this is poverty. Vote GOP and they’ll help you achieve it!