Suicide is not a joke, Jim!

Thank you. I had no idea. I will make an update that has the same content but in Markdown format and I’ll stop linking to that article in the future.

Edit: Correct word

Shit I forgot about this feature. Thanks!

Dude’s smoking so much weed that they mistakenly picked up and drank BBQ sauce and not Dr Pepper. 💨👁️👁️💨

Snitches get stitches; which may require a GoFundMe of its own.

Your mama is like a shotgun. Two cocks and she’s ready to blow.

While my comment uses somewhat of an antiquated (and potentially toxic) expectation of “manly” behavior, I was attempting to paint a humorous picture of what I would look like in that situation. FWIW, I was not making a condemnation of anyone for this type of behavior. If anything, I was poking fun at myself. 😊

If you’re considering ending it all, make one phone call. You’ve got nothing to lose.

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Edit: Apparently the link I posted above is not viewable by everyone. So, below is the content of the article in Markdown format:

Argentina Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 911
• Centro de Asistencia al Suicida
  • In the greater Buenos Aires area, dial 135
  • Otherwise, call 5275-1135 or 0800 345 1435

Australia Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 000
• Lifeline Australia
  • Dial 13 11 14 for 24/7 crisis support
  • Text 0477 13 11 14 for 24/7 text support

Austria Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency numbers: Dial 112 for emergencies (EU emergency number), 133 for police, 144 for an ambulance, and 122 for the fire brigade
• Emergency psychiatric hotline: 01 313 30; 24/7 support is available
• Suicide prevention hotline: 01 713 3374
• Telefon Seelsorge
  • Dial 142 for 24/7 crisis support
  • For online chat support, visit Telefon Seelsorge’s website; available from 4 pm to 11 pm Central European Time

Belgium Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: Dial 112 for emergencies (EU emergency number), 101 for police, and 100 for a medical emergency or the fire brigade
• Zelfmoord 1813
  • Dial 1813 for 24/7 crisis support
  • For online chat support, visit Zelfmoord’s website; available from 5:00 pm to 12:am Central European Time

Canada Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 911
• Talk Suicide Canada
  • Dial 1-833-456-4566 for 24/7 crisis support
  • Text 45645 for text support; available 4 pm to midnight ET
• In Quebec:
  • Dial 1-866-APPELLE (277-3553) for 24/7 crisis support
  • Text 535353 for 24/7 text support
  • For 24/7 chat support, visit suicide.ca
• Kids Help Phone
  • 24/7 text support: Text CONNECT to 686868

Chile Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency numbers: Call 133 for police; call 131 for medical assistance
• Teléfono de la Esperanza
  • Dial (00 56 42) 22 12 00

Colombia Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 123
• Teléfono de la esperanza
  • Dial (57-1) 372 24 25
  • In Medellín, dial (57) 604 604 27 84
• Ministerio de Salud y Protección Social (Ministry of Health and Social Protection)
  • Visit the website for region-specific suicide hotlines

Denmark Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 112
• Medical Helpline 1813
  • For emergency medical help in the Capital Region of Denmark, dial 1813 on weekends, or after 4 pm Monday through Friday
• Livslinien
  • Call the crisis line at 70 201 201 every day.
  • Access online chat on Mondays and Thursdays between 5 pm and 9 pm, and on weekends between 1 pm and 5 pm.
• Psykiatrifonden
  • Access mental health support every day by calling 39 25 25 25

France Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 112
• National suicide prevention number: 3114
  • 24/7 crisis support; visit 3114.fr to learn more
• Suicide Écoute
  • Dial 01 45 39 40 00 for 24/7 crisis support
• SOS Suicide Phénix
  • Dial 01 40 44 46 45 for phone support between 1 pm and 11 pm Central European Time

Germany Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 112 (EU emergency number), 110 for police
• TelefonSeelsorge
  • Dial 0800 111 0 111 or 0800 111 0 222 for 24/7 crisis support
  • For chat or email support, visit TelefonSeelsorge’s website

Hong Kong Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 999
• The Samaritan Befrienders Hong Kong
  • For 24/7 support, dial 2389 2222
  • For English-language assistance, dial 2389 2223
  • For online chat help, go to chatpoint.org.hk
• The Samaritans
  • For 24/7 support, dial 2896 0000

Ireland Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 112 or 999
• The Samaritans
  • Dial 116 123 for 24/7 mental health support
• Mental Health Ireland
• Text About It
  • For 24/7 text support, text 50808
  • On smaller phone networks (such as An Post or 48), text HELLO to 0861800280

Mexico Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 911
• Consejo Ciudadano
  • Dial 55 5533-5533 for 24/7 crisis support

New Zealand Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 111
• National mental health and addiction hotline: 1737
  • Can be reached by phone or text; learn more at 1737.org.nz
• Lifeline Aotearoa
  • Dial 0800 543 354 for 24/7 crisis support
  • Dial 0508 828 865 for the suicide crisis helpline
  • Text HELP to 4357 for 24/7 text support

Singapore Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 999 (police) or 995
• The Samaritans of Singapore
  • Dial 1767 for the 24/7 hotline
  • WhatsApp 9151 1767 for 24/7 text support

South Africa Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency numbers: 10111 (police) or 10177 (ambulance)
• South African Depression and Anxiety Group
  • Dial 0800 567 567 for 24/7 crisis support

Spain Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency numbers: 112
• Teléfono de la Esperanza
  • Dial 717 003 717 for 24/7 crisis support

Sweden Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 112
• Mind Självmordslinjen
  • Dial 90101 for 24/7 phone support; in cases of acute crisis, call 112
  • For online chat support, visit Självmordslinjen’s website

Switzerland Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 112 (EU emergency number), 117 for police, 144 for ambulance
• Die Dargebotene Hand
  • Dial 143 for 24/7 mental health support in German, French, and Italian
  • For help in English, dial 0800 143 000 between 6 pm and 11 pm, or visit heart2heart.143.ch
  • Online chat support is available in German, French, and Italian

United Kingdom Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 999 or 112
• The Samaritans
  • Dial 116 123 for 24/7 mental health support
• Campaign Against Living Miserably (CALM)
  • Dial 0800 58 58 58 for crisis support; available between 5 pm and midnight, BST or GMT
  • Visit thecalmzone.net to access chat support
• Shout
  • Text SHOUT to 85258 for 24/7 text support

United States Suicide Prevention Resources

• National emergency number: 911 (DO NOT CALL 911 IF YOU’RE SUICIDAL!)
• Suicide and Crisis Lifeline: 988
  • Accessible by phone or text
  • 24/7 support in English or Spanish
  • 24/7 support for deaf or hard-of-hearing individuals; learn more at 988lifeline.org. For TTY Users: Use your preferred relay service or dial 711 then 988
  • Online chat: Visit 988lifeline.org
• Crisis Text Line
  • 24/7 text support: Text HOME to 741741

Or aim for the feet and include the genitals too.

Yes, too many times I’ve had this happen. I don’t spook easily, but baby spiders from a crushed mama spider has me looking and acting like the un-manliest of men.

No, but he doesn’t need to be called out about it like that.

As someone who has a shit ton of spider webs that I constantly walk through when I go outside, I approve. And would like to know where to get this thread.

They do have a nasal option that’s not very strong, but they also can do IV ketamine which is a bit more powerful. And you’re absolutely right about it being controlled and monitored, as well as expensive.

I get where you’re coming from, but given the cost of equipment these days, it’s important to consider whether or not the zero-config big box brand stuff will be around long enough to be worth the cost. While it’s a PITA to spend your efforts setting this all up, doing it yourself using open protocols can be worth it in the long run. And 9 out of 10 times, when you do it yourself, you can just leave it alone and forget about it.

Edit: there is a good write-up between zigbee and matter, and for ease of use it looks like matter would be better for your use cases.

I climb hand over hand closing my eyes

Too scared to look down I climb hand over hand

Putting distance between I and I and the ground

I get to the top I stand on the edge

I look to the sky and say all my prayers

What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt?

I don’t know

Nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Thesaurus:penis

Prior to the adoption of the Latin word in English, the penis was referred to as a “yard”.

No wonder men love working in the yard. It’s just an extension of playing with their penis.

Not that I’m suggesting that I’m smart, but I really felt this comment to my core. I feel like people that know me may look at me like I’m a “Dwight Friend”, and I’ve long realized this (though never have I articulated it quite as well as you). It’s a real confidence killer when you realize this is how you’re viewed. But yes, if someone called needing help, I would be there in a heartbeat.

At this point, I’m surprised anybody (including myself) still buys/uses Google services, given how risky it is that you’ll become dependent on them and then they kill off the product(s). I really need to get off my ass and switch mail providers.

Not quite. Turns out Van Winkle bought the rights to the song, and shares in the royalties with Queen, to avoid going to court.