The South Park episode about it is really all you need to see.

This is not exactly far away from what Scientologists believe about Thetans.

Most English speakers actually know a surprsing amount of Greek or Latin, verging into French. For Greek, once you learn the alphabet, you’re already capable of 15+% of the language.

Solstice Boxing Day +3

Can confirm. Love a goat liver kebab.

Found the Turkish commenter!

Also, data.

200 jars of piss on a shelf? Schitzo hoarder.

200 labeled jars of piss with date/time, place collected? That’s a data set waiting for testing.

Literally 2 stories next to reach other in my feed.

What the actual fuck, y’all.

Yes, but, wouldn’t it actually be more accurate to say a prolonged throat queef?

Vocal folds do actually look less like a sphincter and more like… Uh… Other things

Had a reindeer stew once, and it was pretty solid relative to other venison. Venison kebab would need some added fat, but I would 100% get down on some.

“Well, Donner replaced the previous reindeer, Kebab. Sometimes when a reindeer breaks a leg on a janky rooftop, we have to put them down. It’s sad, but, you know, Donner is a reminder that we try not to waste anything here at the North Pole. Say…you hungry? Suddenly I’m kind of hungry…”

Y’all know St. Nicholas of Myra lived in Anatolya, right?

And Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.

Exactly. Ain’t nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.

…And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?

Hey, Monica has has it bad enough. Literally left the country to get therapy.

To be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.

Santa’s sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.

Gelato and pasta-making course.

Already knew how to make pasta, but it was nice to get formally taught. Gelato is stupid easy and instantly makes any dinner fancy AF.

As someone wearing Adidas warm ups with a cat on my lap, I feel seen.

Isn’t that the joke?

At some point, yeah.