• hansolo@lemmy.today
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    5 days ago

    “Well, Donner replaced the previous reindeer, Kebab. Sometimes when a reindeer breaks a leg on a janky rooftop, we have to put them down. It’s sad, but, you know, Donner is a reminder that we try not to waste anything here at the North Pole. Say…you hungry? Suddenly I’m kind of hungry…”

    Y’all know St. Nicholas of Myra lived in Anatolya, right?