I didn’t realise austerity had stopped tbh

They used paragliders

It’s not me, it’s you

Spray that H2O all over my face

Bye fellatio

Literally not. Unless you think the UK doesn’t exist outside of London.

Never liked him, he always seemed liked a self serving knob head out to use the poor to make him money.

It’s no surprise to see that he’s also now part of the conspiracy movement.

Don’t worry, they ‘ll sort it so airline tickets are as expensive as train tickets shortly.