The Bard in Green
- Technology Consultant.
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- Non-theistic Pagan.
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The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Covergent EvolutionEnglish12·6 days agoThat’s what you get for going warp 10.
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Star Trek Social Club@startrek.website•Robert Picardo On How The Doctor Is “Deeper” In ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’English51·7 days agoI’ll watch it, but I’m already skeptical because it’s set in the 32nd century. That’s like setting Star Wars stuff in the Sequels Era (don’t do it).
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto AI Generated Images@sh.itjust.works•A walk down PTSD laneEnglish2·7 days agoThe waffle looks like a macaroon flavored waffle, which I am now imagining how that would taste and thinking of trying to make it.
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Technology@beehaw.org•Bluesky’s Quest to Build Nontoxic Social Media5·8 days agoEnshitification commencing in 10… 9…
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Linux@lemmy.ml•I'm committing to Linux, but it's so unstable. Any suggestions?5·9 days agoIt runs my TV too, which is a 7-year-old Dell All-in-One touch screen that works great.
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Linux@lemmy.ml•I'm committing to Linux, but it's so unstable. Any suggestions?525·9 days agoBut with Linux, I just can’t believe how unstable it is, even when I do the absolute basic things.
That doesn’t sound right.
Start with Linux Mint. I’ve helped Boomers use it. My dad has been using it as his daily driver for almost 5 years and he doesn’t know the difference between an OS and a Word Processor (he keeps calling LibreOffice “Linux”).
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Science Memes@mander.xyz•broscience go brrrrrrrrrEnglish1·11 days agoLife… Uh…
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑English14·12 days agoWeird mathematical fact about that,
That works out to almost exactly every person on Earth killing exactly one animal every day.
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Science Memes@mander.xyz•LEAVE SQUIDNEY ALONEEnglish5·15 days agoIä! Hail to the Star Spawn!
Iä! Hail to the children of the slumbering great one!
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The devil said, “Take this glyph-laden grimoire and try to render it cross-platform.”151·18 days ago⢰⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼ ⠀⢿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⠴⠶⠖⠒⠛⣿⣽⡟⠛⠓⠒⠶⠶⢤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠴⣯⠏ ⠀⠀⢿⣯⣿⠷⣶⣤⡴⣶⣶⣤⠤⠤⣤⣄⡀⠀⣀⡤⠶⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠴⠿⣼⠿⠦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠲⢦⣄⣀⣤⣴⠒⣻⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⠋⣩⣴⠋⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣦⣼⣟⢷⣷⢹⣿⣌⣿⡟⢺⣿⠛⠻⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⠤⠖⠒⠒⠛⠒⠒⠒⠦⠤⣤⣀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠖⠛⢿⣇⠐⡾⣷⣿⡟⢚⣿⣷⣿⠶⠋⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠛⠻⠾⢿⣾⣮⣗⣸⣿⣆⠄⠀⠙⣦⡖⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢉⣷⡟⠀⡀⢨⣽⣿⣽⣶⢿⡿⠛⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠛⠉⠙⠻⢿⣷⣶⡂⣸⡟⠓⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠛⣧⣄⣿⣾⣿⡋⠉⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⣠⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⠀⠈⢳⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠋⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣫⣶⠟⢦⡀⠀⠀⣀⠹⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⢿⡷⣾⠀⢀⡞⠁⠀⠹⡄⢻⣿⣿⡆⠀⠘⣿⣦⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣶⣿⡯⠀⢀⣾⣿⡿⠋⢀⡞⠀⠀⠙⢆⣀⣿⣻⣯⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠷⠛⢳⡞⣻⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⡀⢻⣿⣿⣦⣠⣿⡯⣷⡉⣽⠿⠿⠟⠉⣹⡯⣿⣷⣤⣾⣿⣿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⡍⠏⠁⠉⢷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⠁⠀⠀⠈⡱⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⠈⣿⣿⣿⠟⣿⣇⡝⣮⡈⠀⠀⠀⣴⡟⠀⢿⡟⢿⣻⣿⣇⠀⣰⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⡄⠀⠀⠀⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠇⠀⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣼⠿⣿⢿⠃⣰⠋⠈⠁⢻⡙⢶⣴⠟⣹⠃⠀⠀⠱⡄⢹⣿⣟⠲⢿⠤⠤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠸⡆⠀⠀⠈⣧⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡏⠀⠀⠀⣰⣃⣤⠖⠋⣉⡡⢆⣠⠟⠁⣼⣿⡿⢸⣇⠶⠊⠀⢸⣷⠛⠉⢳⣿⠀⠀⠐⢶⠹⡌⣿⡿⣆⠈⠱⢦⡐⠦⣄⣉⣙⣶⣄⣹⡀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⠀⠀⢰⣶⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣥⣶⣟⣁⣠⣞⣽⠟⡇⢸⣿⡀⣀⡴⠋⢹⡄⠀⣸⣉⣻⣦⣄⣸⣰⡇⣿⢹⣮⣷⣤⣤⣿⠿⠞⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠂⠀⠀⢿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⠀⠀⠀⢹⠋⠳⢿⣿⣷⡶⠦⢭⣽⣾⣿⡟⠰⢷⣘⣿⠁⠿⠋⠉⠙⣿⠉⡿⠉⠉⠉⠏⢩⣿⢠⣟⣐⣿⣿⢷⣾⣷⣒⣩⣿⠿⠟⠉⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣠⣾⣳⣽⣷⣦⢠⠄⣖⢹⣿⠃⠃⠠⠂⣰⣿⣿⢿⣧⣄⣻⣿⣿⣛⠟⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⠿⠋⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡽⣽⣾⣿⣦⣬⠞⠏⠀⢤⣼⣿⣿⣿⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠈⠙⠲⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢰⣄⣤⣾⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠶⠋⠁⠀⢀⣾⣿⢿⣿⣾⣇⢹⡏⣻⣿⠞⠀⠀⠀⠰⣿⣏⣸⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠳⢦⣀⠀⠀⢸⢳⣦⡞⢸⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣷⡼⣯⡽⢿⣆⣤⣞⣋⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣸⣿⣿⣧⠬⠹⣯⣬⣿⠉⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⣰⠏⠉⣿⢤⣿⠟⠲⣾⣿⣻⣧⣤⣤⣤⡤⠤⠤⠽⠿⢦⡼⠛⣷⠛⢿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠘⠃⠀⢿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣷⣄⠀⢻⣿⠏⢦⠀⠈⠐⠀⠸⡁⠀⡟⠙⣿⠟⠀⣠⣾⣿⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⠙⢀⡿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣇⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠿⣄⠈⢿⡆⠀⠀⠀⢴⡿⠀⣠⠟⣠⣾⣿⢿⡽⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⣸⠇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠘⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣿⣿⢿⣶⡈⢦⢸⡇⠀⢠⠀⢸⡇⠐⢁⣼⣿⢿⣯⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⠀⢠⡏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠘⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢶⣿⣿⣳⠀⠀⡇⠀⣼⠀⢸⡇⠀⣜⣿⣹⠶⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠁⠀⠀⢀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⣯⡃⢸⡇⠀⢹⠂⠈⡇⠀⣿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠞⠀⠀⠀⢠⡞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⠷⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⡰⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠔⠁⠀⠀⠀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣴⣿⣦⣀⣠⣀⣤⣿⣧⢾⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠶⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⣆⣉⣷⢦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡜⠿⣷⣿⣿⠿⣽⡿⠛⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⢊⣁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠦⣄⣠⢿⣩⡷⡄⠈⠙⠓⠤⢤⣀⣙⣦⣈⣻⣦⣾⣁⣠⣞⣁⣀⠤⠴⠚⠋⣀⣿⣻⣧⡀⣀⡴⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⠦⣟⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⢿⡿⠷⣿⢿⡯⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⣿⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠶⣄⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣶⡿⢸⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⠴⠞⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Science Memes@mander.xyz•that'll teach himEnglish1·19 days agoI hear you can pay for this kind of thing in Thailand.
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Most programmers just google it anyway20·19 days agoCan confirm. AI is worse than useless for embedded systems.
I was working with Yocto on a very specialized xilinx chip. I had chatGPT makeup a chapter that didn’t exist (in a manual that did), reference non-existent paragraphs from said chapter, and then argue with me quite confidently that that chapter was real and the information it was giving me was accurate.
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Linux@lemmy.ml•Recommend a distro for a 13-year-old gamer24·20 days agoMint.
I use that on my gaming rig. Most everything runs fine through Proton or Lutris (Stellaris, Mass Effect, Fallout New Vegas, the Witcher, Age of Mythology, lots of classics). Minecraft Java Edition runs fine natively, including mods. Old games run great through Dosbox.
Mint itself is super stable Linux for your grandma. My dad’s been running it for five years and he doesn’t know the difference between an OS and a word processor (he keeps calling LibreOffice “Linux”). It was also my son’s first OS when he was about 8.
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Keep Tabs On Your Vehicle’s Needs With LubeLoggerEnglish4·22 days agoIn fact, my wife and I already have a self hosted LubeLogger.
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Science Memes@mander.xyz•The Photodegradation BallEnglish4·23 days agoTrump claiming this was paid for with Biden era grants in 3… 2…
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Fediverse@lemmy.world•How is content like this banned on .ml for being "political"?English181·25 days agoSince when does lemmy.ml ban political content? Is it on a specific community?
TIL how to catch a Pikachu.
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto AI Generated Images@sh.itjust.works•Its Luigiing TimeEnglish5·27 days agoEpic protest garb. Want.
The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyzto Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Discord going public. Plz help a future refugee.English14·1 month agoI’ve set up Lemmy, Forgejo, Nextcloud and Mastodon. Forgejo is unbelievably easy, Mastodon and Lemmy both are complex but if you follow the instructions you get there pretty quickly.
Matrix is like “Follow a book of documentation, then when it doesn’t work anyway, spend hours of your life troubleshooting a bunch of stuff that’s NOT in the documentation. Why is this so hard?”
And honestly, my sourness with the 32nd century is sourness with Disco. It remains the only Trek series I haven’t seen every single episode of.
So I’ll give Academy a chance.