Except she is part of the reason for the existence of “crystal moms”, so it’s more like that phenomenon where AIs are trained on data generated by other AIs
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I was initially going to argue that crystal clutching kooks had been around forever and she just popularized it among a certain population, but then I realized what segment of the population that was.
I’m now picturing a future where humans learn and use behaviour from AIs that are just not that good at reproducing human behaviour.
The future sounds confusing
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She definitely broadcast that message wider and converted some amount of people who weren’t already on that path.
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Lol what? That’s a bit unfair. I don’t even know what you’re talking about…
Also I wasn’t claiming she invented it, just that she is the reason a lot of them exist.
My mother went to college with crystal people, in the 70s. It’s been a thing for a good long while
Wait… She for real doesn’t remember being in Marvel movies? Does she have brain damage?
Edit: Ok has to look this up. She did a scene for Spider-Man: Homecoming but forgot about it. She thought it was a scene for an Avengers movie. https://ew.com/movies/2019/06/07/gwyneth-paltrow-has-no-memory-of-being-in-spider-man-homecoming/
I don’t really blame her for not knowing which movie she did a bit part in, especially around Endgame. They were so secretive about everything and with so many moving parts they may not have even really told her, or she may not have really cared about it. I think Disney/Marvel also took cut scenes out of some movies and put them in others to fulfill contracts (signed to be in 6 movies or whatever) but I may be thinking of something else.
what the hell is a crystal mom
*searches web*
Oh… my mum is a crystal mom LOL
I’m so sorry. Do you need any help? A chakra alignment perhaps?
I don’t like to stereotype based on names but, if anyone has ever been Gwennyth it’s her.
No Doubt.
Don’t speak
Don’t go chasing waterfalls… errrr… Or something.
Why is being shamelessly pretentious something to be lauded for?
It’s a “classy” way to put someone down—you say what you want, then you soften the blow by saying it’s cute or you love it etc.
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Everything about Gwyneth Paltrow is so funny. The tight smile. The bored voice. The chain smoking and wine guzzling but swearing carbs are enemy. Goop. The airiness. The fact that she “doesn’t remember” that she did Marvel movies. She’s shamelessly pretentious. Love her vibe.
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She’s like an AI replicating human behavior from behavioral data exclusively gathered from crystal moms
Ferreal, tho. When do we find out that she’s simply a different corp’s attempt to beat Keanu to market? 😳
The vapid cunt likes her alkaline water with a squirt of lemon.
