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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Two is probably plenty

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Two is probably plenty

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    And the second one only exists because the 1st one was lost for some time.

    • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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      Nah, having a second doubles my “oh shit I absolutely need to do laundry” timeframe

      • ares35@kbin.social
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        “…I go front, I go back, I go inside-out. Then I go front and back.”

        • EP51L0N@sh.itjust.works
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          gags

    • PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works
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      I found both of them on clearance at the same time.

  • plactagonic@sopuli.xyz
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    I just buy blue t-shirts without logo. I have more than 10 identical t-shirts, multiple of same trousers and shorts.

    So it looks like I dont change that often, on the other hand I dont have to decide what to wear.

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      Are you 100% certain you aren’t in a cartoon?

    • KillerTofu@lemmy.world
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      And as a bonus you get asked to help anytime you go to Best Buy.

      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        Like this classic:

        https://improveverywhere.com/2006/04/23/best-buy/

      • uis@lemmy.world
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        Is it american joke?

        • KillerTofu@lemmy.world
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          https://www.soundandvision.com/images/styles/600_wide/public/best-buy-twelpforce-1.jpg

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          (Best Buy is a big box electronics retailer whose employees wear a uniform consisting of khaki trousers and a blue knit shirt. If you tend tobwear blue shirts and khakis it’s easy to be mistaken as a Best Buy employee)

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      Right there with you. My wardrobe consists of olive green and gray with the exception of one khaki pants for when I’m feeling wild. Everything goes with everything so I just grab what’s on top of the pile. Unlike most people though, I don’t own a single piece of black clothing.

    • perishthethought@lemm.ee
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      Ah, the Neil Gaiman black pants, black shirt style. Smart!

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    Of course I have two shirts. I’m a man of means, I am.

    • jopepa@lemmy.world
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      And nice two boot

      Edit: +w

      • winky9827b@lemmy.world
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        Better than nice one boot

  • Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee
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    In my defence, it’s not the same shirt. It’s one of the 20 same coloured shirts

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      deleted by creator

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Dress in what makes you feel comfortable. Being comfortable in your own skin is sexy. Just make sure that what you are wearing is clean and well taken care of.

    • Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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      Being comfortable in your own skin is sexy.

      For comparison, being comfortable in someone else’s skin is usually seen as creepy.

      • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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        Don’t kink shame.

        • moistclump@lemmy.world
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          Consent is everything

          • Damage@feddit.it
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            Not according to the courts

            • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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              Wild ride through that article.

              As of 2020, Meiwes has been allowed to go outside of prison for supervised excursions in disguise around town in a different state.

              Respect for Germany for that (he is accompanied by a couple cops, after all). Humane in the face of disturbing acts.

              Wonder how he would’ve been different if his dad had stuck around.

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              Oh heavens

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    I’m a legit npc. I have 10 sets of the same office shirt and 5 sets of the same pants. I call it my work uniform.

    I don’t wear a tie but when I do it will be the only thing that changes in my outfit.

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    My shirts are different but I’ve got ~7 of the same shorts lol

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    He has two of one of the styles - which was purchased as a gift so him and a buddy could rock them together, then forgot to give it to him and ended up wearing it out of desperation bc his others were dirty.

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