• _bcron_@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    That’s one option but I prefer the ‘AS I WAS SAYING’ because then the entire restaurant starts listening

    • Delphia@lemmy.world
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      I generally go with “so I guess I’ll just go fuck myself” or “then she woke up talking bout pressing charges so I pulled my dick out her ass and left”