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Varven@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

The dinosaur paradox

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The dinosaur paradox

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Varven@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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    Two problems with this:

    • Dinosaurs didn’t really turn into oil, plankton did (thanks teaching me, Beakman’s World)

    • Plastic is often made from a natural gas processing byproduct

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      The actual dinosaurs made from dinosaurs would be dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets

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        Nah those are also made of plastic

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          We all have McMicroplastics in us.

          I’m lovin’ it!

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          So… What came first? The plastic or the egg?

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      Shhh.

    • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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      Confirmed, oil is vegan.

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        Ever heard of zooplankton?

        • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml
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          Shhh! Vegan is an option, not a mandate!

      • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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        Hey, eat as much plastic as you want. Live a little

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          I prefer to chug my oil, crude.

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