Stamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 day agoI will take no argumentslemmy.worldimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up1690arrow-down113
arrow-up1677arrow-down1imageI will take no argumentslemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 1 day agomessage-square66fedilink
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·1 day agoThat translucent blue plastic becomes about the most absolute brittle shit over time. When they say plastic lasts hundreds if not thousands of years, translucent blue plastic missed that memo.
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up40·24 hours agoWhen they say it lasts, they don’t mean it stays in the exact same condition and shape.
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·23 hours agoMost of it is in my balls now.
minus-squareparody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·22 hours agoNow they’re technically not blanks 🙏
minus-squarebooly@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·19 hours agoMicroplastics are stored in the balls.
minus-squareDonkter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoPlastic lasts thousands of years, most of it lasts tens of thousands of years but blue plastic singlehandedly brings down the average.
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·23 hours agoGold Plastic Syndrome has entered the chat
That translucent blue plastic becomes about the most absolute brittle shit over time. When they say plastic lasts hundreds if not thousands of years, translucent blue plastic missed that memo.
When they say it lasts, they don’t mean it stays in the exact same condition and shape.
Most of it is in my balls now.
Now they’re technically not blanks 🙏
🎊
Microplastics are stored in the balls.
Well, you’re not wrong…
Plastic lasts thousands of years, most of it lasts tens of thousands of years but blue plastic singlehandedly brings down the average.
Gold Plastic Syndrome has entered the chat