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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 个月前

Every girl's crazy 'bout a bright vest man.

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Every girl's crazy 'bout a bright vest man.

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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 个月前
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    If road construction crews blasted rock music wherever they worked, I wouldn’t be nearly as upset. Better noise pollution than a jackhammer.

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      They should perform it live and use the jackhammer as a bass drum

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        They did, they’re called the Village People

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      Removed by mod

      • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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        What?? Can’t hear you over La Grange.

        Edit: speeling

        • Nougat@fedia.io
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          *La

        • Randelung@lemmy.world
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          flashbacks to uni

    • JokeDeity@lemm.eeBanned from community
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      Jackhammers? Your road crews do actual work?

  • DogPeePoo@lemm.ee
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    Witness protection Gandalf

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    That could be so many places in America, but dam if that doesnt give me Pennsyltuckey vibes. Swear I have waited on that same guy to flip the sign lol.

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      Wait so that guy is turning the stop sign around and then you can drive?

      • aow@sh.itjust.works
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        Yeah, the other side says “slow”.

      • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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        Yea, one of the two lanes is likely closed for a lenghty stretch. So someone with a stop/slow sign at either end of the closure, who are on the phone or walkie talkie with each other. Bunch of peole go one way on the open road, then a bunch of people go the other way on the open stretch.

        Probably hella annoying for locals as its big delay. But im a city boy and only see these on road trips, so Im usually in no rush, a good mode, and able to enjoy the scenery.

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          Is it not common to use temporary streetlights for that? This sounds great for short construction sites like a few days but for weeks on end something automatic should be cheaper no?

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            No idea about cost efficiency. These are usuallly pretty rural areas, so maybe they just never made the investment to buy temp ones? If it aint broke? Also I could see some problems with lights, like when someone runs the red and now two cars are stuck facing each other on one lane.

            Iunno.

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    They said my job could be done by a traffic cone, but a cone don’t look this good in a vest!

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    On a related note I’ve always misheard this song as ‘Shy best man’

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      Every girl’s crazy bout a souped up van.

      • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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        I mean, it was the early 80s

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          I could see doing up a van like the hot rod in the music video.

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  • arotrios@lemmy.world
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    I’d come a running, just as fast as I can…

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