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Optional@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前

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Optional@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 个月前
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  • givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    It’s alcoholism…

    People don’t talk enough about how the people running our government are the actual scary real deal alcoholics.

    People keep asking “how can they do this shit” but the easy answer is they’re shit faced by noon and haven’t been sober since inauguration.

    • JohnnyFlapHoleSeed@lemmy.worldBanned
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      Was gonna say, that dude is all kinda of fucked up. Swelling from opiates, Xanax, and alcoholism.

      If we can find an effective way to poison $1000+ dollar bottles of alcohol, we’ll be free again by new years

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        • TimboSlice@discuss.online
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          I always wondered what that bottle was worth.

          • kautau@lemmy.world
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            Ironically that bottle is shown in better call Saul to be like $500 bucks, so I think the gesture was more symbolic than “here’s a truckload worth of meth” tequila bottle price

            Though the prop bottle sold for over $15,000, so worth is always relative

            https://propstoreauction.com/lot-details/index/catalog/342/lot/92817/Lot-207-Zafiro-Anejo-Tequila-Bottle-with-Cap-and-Cobre-Vista-Country-Club-Menu

            • TimboSlice@discuss.online
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              Cool, thanks for the info!

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        If we can find an effective way to poison $1000+ dollar bottles of alcohol

        Just take the cap off lol

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      I mean, I probably wouldn’t be either. Just for different reasons.

    • ronigami@lemmy.world
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      It must be so hard on the body to sell the rest of the country out for your own benefit /s

    • Sausager@lemmy.world
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      That’s the “Hegseth diet”

  • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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    That looks like a man constantly on the verge of delirium tremens.

    • BurntWits@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s also the name of my favourite beer.

      Which he’d probably know a thing or two about.

      • krawutzikaputzi@slrpnk.net
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        8 个月前

        Good choice! Had one yesterday :)

  • JPSound@lemmy.world
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    That motherfucker looks like he got stung by a bee and lost his epipen.

    • AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      oh my god this is the funniest comment I’ve read all day, thank you, it’s been a week.

  • ninjabard@lemmy.world
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    So, is she a succubus draining the life energy out of her victims?

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      Unlikely, as she has never displayed the succubus’ ability to assume a form which is pleasing to mortals.

      • potoo22@programming.dev
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        So like a trailer park witch then

        • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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          You misspelled a word.

        • Lon3star@lemmy.world
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          Birmingham Barbie

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        Like, that’s the one-dimensional concept of the succubus.

        The one that most people think about or know about is a demonic creature that takes on an exquisite feminine form to lure their hapless victims into a state of lust from which they can drain the souls out of them.

        But, succubi, by and large, are servants of the Dark One, and therefore, it may rather be taking on a form that can suck out this one particular soul and confuse the person the whole time. They’re like, she’s not even that attractive. Why is my soul being depleted? I don’t get it. There’s got to be some sort of mystery going on. And everyone else os like why the fuck are you fucking that hag beast, the hell’s wrong with you, you’re rich, you can do better.

        And the whole time the dark one is laughing.

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        The most accurate description of Marjorie The Gathering that I’ve ever read is that she looks like a serial killer who is wearing the face of one of her victims.

  • RustyShackleford@lemmy.ml
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    Jesus… The miles of stress she put on him, he looks like he was passed around the room.

  • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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    Like coming back from the Mountains of Madness.

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      The Cliffs of Insanity!

      • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world
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        Inconceivable!

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    He made that face too many times after catching a whiff of samsquanch coochie and it stuck.

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    That’s pretty impressive because if I had to sleep with her even once I’d blow my fucking brains out.

  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The 3-toed face.

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    Or maybe justifying the actions of fascists do this to a person?

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    For you MTG, I’m gonna give you up

    I’m gonna let you down

    I want you to run around and desert me

    You made me cry

    I’m gonna say goodbye

    You told a lie and hurt me

  • Dragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nz
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    Maybe this is why they all get bad plastic surgery

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    Is there any accuracy to the year between pictures thing? If so, then damnnnnn.

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    when my hairline got to that point i shaved it down to nothing. jesus fuck that looks bad

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    Botox leak

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