I don’t think so, Tim.
He’s still a babe.
did you manage to sell any of them pocket hoses too?
Jokes on you I had to go buy a kitchen sink faucet and replace it 1st thing in the morning before going to bed for my night shift cause ours broke yesterday evening 9pm. I’m a IT guy with 0 plumbing skill.
Wood? I just keep folding cardboard until it’s the proper thickness.
Okay but like a shim or just a broken discarded piece of 2x4?
Or I guess the chaotic evil version of this is a twig with leaves on it.
Canadian version:
Keep your stick on the ice. We’re all pullin’ for ya!
Keep your dick in a vice
I’m sad that guy went off the MAGA deep end.
Nooo, what D:
To be clear, I’m talking about AvE and not red green guy
Just look at the guy… he’s carrying ALL of the Ace Hardware bling!
I like it. The guy who played Al Boreland now lives a quiet life.
Tim Allen went pro-Trump, whined about snowflakes and not being able to make jokes anymore, watch Disney replace Buzz Lightyear’s voice and lose a bunch of other roles, and now is “politically neutral”.
Tim Allen has always been conservative. I’ve been rewatching Home Improvement and it kind of blows me away how much the show leans on gender stereotypes for its jokes! It was only the 1990s but it feels like ancient history now.
I don’t think so, Tim.
Do you know for a four legs table no matter the floor it sits on. There is always a rotational position where all it’s legs touch ground at the same level.
For circular tables that are uneven you can just rotate the table until it sits right.
For square tables you may check the 90° angles to see if you are lucky.
Edit: This theory works with even legs + uneven (bumpy) floors. For your own safety do not test this the other way around.
That’s just so wildly not true that I can’t believe you didn’t work it out for yourself in the time it took you to type that up.
To test your theory, envision a floor that is a perfectly level pane of glass. Then picture a 4 legged table where one leg is just an eighth inch shorter than the other 3.
You can spin that table all day and there’s never going to be a position where it doesn’t wobble.
Yep, it works the other way around. Even legs uneven floor.
Interesting that it works the other way…I assume that in that scenario, there’s also no guarantee that the table would be anywhere close to level in whatever position eliminates wobble?
Not really how that works, but I dig the enthusiasm!
Or assembling IKEA furniture using instructions containing pictures.
That also looks like me in college when my friends would complain that we didn’t have anything to smoke out of.
Toilet paper for me
I use a bidet
I use my fingers then I rinse them off in the sink.
Rub it under the table leg to balance the table.
folded paper napkin. they’re all wood products.
That’s why I skip a few steps and wipe my ass with tree bark.
A cool thing is, you can achieve the same effect by rotating the table in a circle (if possible) until you find a stable angle, since for 4 points on a circle there has to exist at least one rotation angle where they are on the same elevation.
This requires the legs to be all the same height and the floor to cause the wobble. That doesn’t happen often irl, but I’ve done it a few times and it always makes me happy when it works
There’s no guarantee you can draw a circle through the bottom of the four legs of a table (opposite legs can be off in the same direction). Also, most floors are not perfectly flat, therefore you can’t assume the floor is at one elevation.
I don’t think that’s exactly right. to create a plane you only need 3 points and 4th point can be on a different height than that plane. A different thing is when the ground itself is uneven and you manage to make both fit to the same shape.
Problem is, that you might have to move the table legs through the floor to archive the desired result
I’ve done this with my dinner table several times.
Is there mathematical proof for this? It sounds like it could be true, but also sounds like you could actively create a floor which it wasn’t true for
This is one of those things that works in a simulated environment but not in practice in the real world.
It does work in the real world, as long as the floor is the problem, and the table is perfect.
Most of the time at a restaurant, it’s the table that’s been beaten up and is no longer even.
Yes there is. The wobbly table theroem. https://people.math.harvard.edu/~knill/teaching/math1a_2011/exhibits/wobblytable/
I’m pretty sure this doesn’t account for any floor that isn’t a flat plane.
It doesn’t require a flat plane ground, but it does require the table legs to be equal in length