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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 个月前

Absolutely unhinged snack suggestion

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Absolutely unhinged snack suggestion

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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.caEnglish · 8 个月前
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  • nesc@lemmy.cafe
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    8 个月前

    Citrus fruit, egg whites and nutella? It probably looks worse then it actually is.

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      Hard boiled egg whites with peanut butter, plus canned mandarins.

      Sounds awful although the macronutrients are probably decently healthy.

      • nesc@lemmy.cafe
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        8 个月前

        Still pretty ok! (never seen canned mandarins before, why would anyone do this?)

        • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
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          I have seen them offered as a salad add-on in a ridiculous number of settings. So much so, that I was surprised to see Mandarins in their skins in the grocery store, and even more surprised to find I actually liked them, so long as they’re fresh.

          • what@lemmy.ca
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            8 个月前

            They are also sold in plastic cups, intended for snacks for children

        • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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          7 个月前

          Canned mandarins actually fucking rule

          • nesc@lemmy.cafe
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            7 个月前

            Hard disagree, tried them after learning about their existence, one if the least tasty things ever. 🙃

            • Cruxifux@feddit.nl
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              Might be different from brand to brand or region to region but idk I also burned off all my tastes buds with cheap whisky and cheap cigars decades ago

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    But what do you do with all the loose yolks that leaves you with

    • Asafum@feddit.nl
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      Cover them in anchovies and eat them with strawberry ice cream I guess.

      Oh and don’t forget the garlic powder.

    • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      8 个月前

      Rollerball mice.

    • tychosmoose@lemm.ee
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      8 个月前

      Loose yolks. Heh

    • Aquila@sh.itjust.works
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      8 个月前

      Make pastries

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    8 个月前

    Is that… Peanut butter inside a hard boiled egg? 🤢

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      Honestly, I’m more concerned with the wasted yolks. Devilled Eggs probably taste a bit worse, but at least the yolk gets used in those, iirc

      • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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        8 个月前

        When I wasn’t a vegan I fucking loved devilled eggs. As long as the yolk is flavoured and seasoned well, its delicious. Its also the only time nobody will judge you for eating 3-6 whole eggs in a single sitting

        • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
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          8 个月前

          I like Devilled Eggs well enough myself. I prefer regular Hard-boiled though, and I stand by what I said about “Nutella Eggs”.

          • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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            8 个月前

            Nutella eggs are an insult to nature

            • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de
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              8 个月前

              Devilled Eggs are worse in that regard, so … what’s your point?

              • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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                It was a straight faced joke, sorry for the confusion

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    I thought this would be a thread where we post our unhinged snacks.

    My goto smoothie:

    • 1 banana
    • 2 scoops of protein powder
    • 3 heaping tablespoons of Benco cocoa powder
    • 1 heaping spoon full of peanutbutter
    • 2 cups of whole milk

    Clocks in at about 1000 calories. It’s great if you’re the type of person who chronically forgets to eat

    • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
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      8 个月前

      But that sounds tasty, not demented like hard boiled eggs with possibly peanut butter inside!

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      Nice. I’m a

      • 1 banana banana
      • 1/4 freeze peach
      • 1 std amount blueberries
      • 2 big spoon hemp hearts
      • 2 big spoon flax powder
      • 1 drink oat milk with the peas
      • 2 spoon pea protein powder
      • peanut butter

      person, myself.

      • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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        8 个月前

        So two bananas? Or one crazy banana?

        • grrgyle@slrpnk.net
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          8 个月前

          I banana it in half, so it fits in the blender.

  • cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    this is what my toddler eats

    • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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      Toddler food is often a heaven sent for neurodivergent food emergencies.

      • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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        Unironically yes. I often find myself craving the deranged food combos I made as a kid, when I am overwhelmed

  • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That actually looks really good for some reason

    • h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Are you perhaps pregnant, or maybe a dog?

      • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Neither, at least to my knowledge

        • Sasquatch@lemmy.ml
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          Do dogs understand the concept of self? If you were a dog, would you be capable of knowing that?

          • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Idk, I wouldn’t know

            • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org
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              I’m going to go with dog until we see actual evidence of a human eating this

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    deleted by creator

    • FireRetardant@lemmy.world
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      Soak the decarbed weed in warm butter or another oily ingredient for a few hours. Strain the butter using cheese cloth or fine mesh and then use the butter in the recipe. It will still have a distinct flavor but better texture for sure compared to herb.

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        deleted by creator

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  • yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca
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    I do not want to know what that is

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      8 个月前

      Looks like eggs, tangerine, and peanut butter

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