My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.
Fat
Personal dignity?
Can buy mine for three bucks.
Misses says my T-shirt tan ruins the look, not the dad bod ❤️
Need pics. Dm pls.
I don’t want to disappoint gay guys.
Gents, this is not for you; it’s for her. 🙂
if i dressed like that, she would probably injure herself laughing.
Because I’d look like this:
The real Phil Collins. RIP.
BAAAAAAAAAAM!
Green eggs and HAAAAAMMMM!
Is that Lukashenko?
Randy bobandy’s dad?
not being a hunk, for starters… but also it looks uncomfortable
Being the first or second victim is a pretty good disincentive
I don’t want to be killed off like them?
Beer belly
I don’t drink or eat a lot of carbs, I am trim and lean. But I still wouldn’t dress like that simply because bare midriff doesn’t look good on men unless you’re fully trying to imitate the 80’s movie aesthetic for laughs.
And my sagging balls.
Eh, just throw them over your shoulder and you’re good to go.
Can you imagine?!! Especially with a midriff shirt!
I could dress like that… for money.
I’ll give you Tree Fitty
Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
I don’t have a younger sister I have to share clothes with.
It’s too cold where I live
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.